Bird tattoos are sooooo unoriginal” And your “vintage” sailor jerry flash work is about as groundbreaking as a playboy tramp stamp, so would you like to be the pot or the kettle?
To the men of pulse night club: Following someone, pushing them against a wall and awkwardly trying to grind on them, pulling their hand even after they pull away, and creepily watching them is not going to make someone dance with you. Now leave me alone.
P.S. Pointing to my boobs and then giving a thumbs up ain’t cute nor is it flattering.
